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March 2010

Mar 31, 201085 notes
Mar 28, 2010
#happy #birthday #aisha #punch #bowl
Mar 28, 20106,236 notes
Mar 27, 2010180 notes
Selfish Wish #1

Colored pencils that never break when you sharpen them.

Mar 26, 2010
#colored #pencils #break #easily
I love my parents.

I may be a huge disappointment to them [as of right now], but they love me anyways. I’m really tired of people saying “my parents don’t understand me” Well. if you think about it. A lot of parents DONT get their children. Just like how us hip young kids don’t get our parents crazy lingo.

Mar 26, 2010
#parents
Mar 25, 2010
#Slogan #maker #funny
Mar 25, 2010
I really don't know why.

I started crying. Well not really… water just sort off.. leaked out of my eyes. And I swear it’s not allergies. I wasn’t happy or sad or whatever, I just started crying. The crying that dosen’t give you lumps in your throat or makes your nose red. And I know I wasn’t sad cause I wasn’t wailing. I’m a very confused person… it must be the sharpie fumes.

Mar 25, 2010
#LOL WTF BBQ SAUCE
Three facts I have learned about myself this past weekend.

1) I hate brussel sprouts.

2) I have become very critical when concerning the arts.

3) I wail when I cry.

Mar 22, 2010
#Brussel sprouts suck
Smile :)
  • Denise: hey jessica do you know if we need to have sentences with our defentions?
  • Jessica: no i do not believe we need sentences
  • Denise: oh well thank you so much for that delightful information. I was very much so glad to recieve it! good day to you old chap! good day.
  • Jessica: I am not quite sure how to respond to that so im just gonna put a smiley face
  • : )
Mar 19, 2010
#Smiles #fix #everything
“Just because your different, dosen’t mean you’re useful.” —For all you girls out there. This quote has nothing to do with boys.
Mar 19, 2010
Oh Jasmine. You silly girl, you. Part II
  • silvermoon33298: and even if you had to do the whole fitness test again
  • silvermoon33298: it dosent matter cause you dont have PE
  • lawlip0pr0x: yea
  • lawlip0pr0x: but now i cant feel my legs
  • silvermoon33298: its not that hard
  • silvermoon33298: =[
  • silvermoon33298: your just not used to it
  • lawlip0pr0x: it feels like i got raped by a lot of men
  • silvermoon33298: ..
  • lawlip0pr0x: what
Mar 18, 20101 note
#Rape #it #not #funny #lol
My prayers have been answered.

Josh Groban has a tumblr?!?!?! ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD.ADD

Mar 18, 2010
#JOSH GROBAN #IS #FUCKING #RAD
Mar 18, 20104 notes
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Mar 10, 2010
Mar 10, 201093 notes
Mar 10, 2010
When life gets you down.. Just remember: You were born a WINNER.. You were the FASTEST SPERM (:

ohmygoshhhitslexa:

riiiinnapera:

(via thediamondkidd)
LOL.

 I feel like a winner already! :D

Mar 10, 201047 notes
Mar 7, 2010
Quality time with dad.
  • Dad: Every hundred years, a comet appears in the skies above the Mushroom Kingdom. The comet was so large one year, it filled the skies and sent countless shooting stars raining down. The Toads brought the shooting stars to the castle, where they became a great Power Star. It should have been a very happy time for the citizrns of the Mushroom Kingdom...
  • Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.
Mar 7, 2010
#Mario #Galaxy #rocks
D o u c h e B a g .
  • silvermoon33298: Noel
  • xmazboy: hi denise
  • silvermoon33298: I miss you.
  • silvermoon33298: Does that sound too flirty?
  • xmazboy is offline (8: 42:00 PM)
Mar 6, 2010
#noel #is #a #fag
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