February 2012
cointel-pro:
hotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
I just showed this to my mom and now she thinks i’m evil for laughing so hard.
Gaaaah
It’s cold. Freakishly cold. I have no socks on. I’m wearing a jacket and it’s cold as hell. I’m pissed as hell. Fuck it. Fuck it aaaaaaalllll. I haven’t been this mad in a while. I’m fuuuuuurious. Argh. Calm down. calm down. calm down. calm down. There are more important things to be upset about. This isn’t important.
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throwbacktothefuture:
magicall:
callmehopeless-imreadytobeamazed:
drunkoffthesunrise:
thissbiitch:
Mom: (Not a single fuck was given)
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE MOM <3
i think this is the cutest thing.
OMG hahahaha i fucking love this.
oh my. The mom in this just makes it.
this is too great.
THE MUM OMG <3
sketchlock:
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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